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Joke of the Day
"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"
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"THERAPIST: You're cured. ME: Really?!? THERAPIST: No, of course not. How did that make you feel?"
"mom hates dad My mother used to be a ventriliquist.. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father"
"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""
"A Mother is cleaning her kids room... She finds a bunch of BDSM gear and fetish mags. She shows her husband Mom: What do we do? Dad: I'm not sure, but whatever you do you better not spank him!!"
"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."
"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."
"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."
"What's the difference between being artistic and autistic? Just one letter."
"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"