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Joke of the Day
"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"
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"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."
"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"
"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."
"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."
"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."
"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."
"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."
"Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms"