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"Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease? Ones a cunning runt..."
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"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"
"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me."
"There are 10 different types of people in the world Those that understand binary, and those that don't"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""