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Joke of the Day

"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""

"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."

"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."

"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"

"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."

"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""