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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"

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"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient"
"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"
"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"
"What do you call a short psychic who got away with murder? A small medium at large"
"In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am."
"Do you know the difference bewtween a chair and a dick? If no Be careful where you sit"