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Joke of the Day

"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"Whenever someone tells me they get a ""high"" from running, all I'm thinking is, ""You've obviously never been high before."""

"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."

"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"

"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"

"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"

"Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John."

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."

"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""