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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the murder of the cartoon artist? The details are sketchy."

"What do you call a blind German? A 'not-see'."

"Whats green and fuzzy, but if it falls out of a tree, will kill you? A pool table."

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."

"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."

"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"

"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."

"How do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs"

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."