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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""

"Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear."

"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."

"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."

"I had sex for an hour and 20 seconds today... Thank you daylight savings time."

"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."

"If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them."

"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""