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Joke of the Day

"It's no superpower but I'm pretty good at winding down my car window without moving my arm so it looks like I have power windows."

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."

"If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?"

"On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?"

"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."

"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"

"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."

"Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either."

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."