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Joke of the Day
"These days, lots of things get either exported or imported Except Mexicans, they get deported."
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"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."
"We're having a lawnmower sale down at Lowes Buy one get Juan free!"
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"Britain left the European Union.... Some think that the country will eurupt"
"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""
"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"
"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"
"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."
"All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."