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Joke of the Day

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"

"Quick Snowden Transition into a woman"

"How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel."

"My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side... HIV."

"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"

"Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain."

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"

"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."

"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"

"Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude... It feels really good until you look down, and realize how gay you are. Edit: Adam Carolla apparently wrote this. Who knew?"