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Joke of the Day
"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"
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"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."
"Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut."
"My wife pulled this one on me the other day My wife: you know Mona Lisa Me: yeah? My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa"
"Dear Religion, Pics or it didn't happen. Love, Science"
"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."
"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."
"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."
"My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation."