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Joke of the Day
"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"
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"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."
"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? Wheelchairs are hard to eat"
"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"
"I'm glad the pet stores close before the bar does. I could see drunken pet adoption being a real problem for me."
"Your check a$$hole light is on."
"My wife and I lost 150lbs combined! So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!"