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Joke of the Day

"How did the lesbian couple build their house? Tongue and groove. [For those who don't understand](http://0.tqn.com/d/homerepair/1/0/0/3/-/-/t_g.jpg)"

"What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? Cherpies."

"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."

"Used to be that multiple communication devices meant you're a drug dealer, now I'm not sure which of these toddlers to buy from at the park."

"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"

"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."