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Joke of the Day

"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells."

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"

"Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man."

"The security camera at work has ""too many instances"" of me acting like a dinosaur on film. And ""any amount"" is ""too many."" According to HR."

"A man walked into a bar... ... and he stayed there my entire fucking childhood."

"Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car."

"Such a double standard that when a guy sleeps with a ton of people he's ""cool,"" but when I do I'm ""lying"""

"My wife and I always joke around. She'll ask ""What were you doing?"", then we'll both laugh and then I go make sure I cleared my web history."

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."