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Joke of the Day
"Last Christmas I got a sweater, For this Christmas I want a moaner or a screamer."
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"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."
"Being from the South, my mother was all about hospitality! Cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry and even foot rubs! She made me do it all."
"Hire The Pretty Blonde"
"I like my women like I like my microwaves Small, white, and will kill any baby I put inside it."
"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."
"UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Without someone else's dick in it."