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Joke of the Day
"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."
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"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"How to use eyeliner: 1. Draw a thin line on your top & bottom eyelids 2. Oops too thick, try to even them out 3. Colour your whole face in"
"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"
"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew"