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Joke of the Day

"1. Rent storage unit 2. Procure 3 bodies at morgue 3. Place bodies in storage unit 4. Stop making payments 5. Wait. Best Storage Wars Ever"

"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"

"Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!"

"I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter.. so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community."

"Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?"

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."

"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"