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Joke of the Day
"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"
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"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."
"What is M. Night Shyamalan's favorite pastry? A cinema-n twist."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them."
"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."
"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."
"How are wives like cholesterol? If you ignore them for too long they'll probably end up killing you"