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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."
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"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
"How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!"
"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."
"What's the difference between a lobster with implants and an old, dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and one's a crusty bus station."
"How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."
"A warning shot into the head."
"What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism"