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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart."

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"GENIE: 3 wishes. But no extra wishes & no sex stuff Me: why not? GENIE: I make the rules ME: I wish I made the rules GENIE: ...dammit"

"TIL Bill Cosby was staunchly against the laugh track on ""The Cosby Show."" But the studio didn't know what Bill meant by ""snore track."""

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."

"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."

"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West? Because he was a Tidal exclusive."