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Joke of the Day
"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
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"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."
"*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist's hand ""This'll go quicker if you let me do it."""
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"Alright white people, had to Google ""totes"" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out."
"My local policeman does a tall on heroin. I don't know why, we can never understand a word he says."
"Everyday life can be hectic and stressful, but never forget what it's all about: doing the hokey pokey and turning yourself around."
"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"How did King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even."