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Joke of the Day

"Historical fact: The term ""bro"" originated over a hundred million years ago and was short for brontosaurus."

"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."

"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"

"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"

"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"

"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."