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Joke of the Day

"Waitress dad jokes When waitress comes to the table ask if she takes orders ,""to go""? If she says yes respond with, ""Great! Get your purse we're leaving."""

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Coffee is the silent victim in our house... It gets mugged every day."

"My last name is Zilla."

"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"

"Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones."

"I just got fired, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently, nursing homes have ""strict rules"" around what you can do with the patients."

"A sad dickhead walks into a bar... and the bartender asks him, ""Why the schlong face?"""