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Joke of the Day

"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."

"Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?"""

"If you woke up and couldn't remember the night before and your ass hurt real bad would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."

"How did the Welshman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."

"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."

"I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. ""Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?"""

"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"