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Joke of the Day

"I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. ""Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?"""

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."

"REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws."

"I did a survey and asked 5 women what kind of clothing brand they preferred. The 5 responded: ""How the hell did you get into my house?"""

"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."

"Where do you find an old Onion article? In thier archives."

"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."

"What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."

"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"