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Joke of the Day

"I heard your sister built a brothel. With the bricks your mother got from prostitution."

"Here's one myfriend's little sister told me. Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""p"" is silent."

"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."

"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"

"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."

"A stranger phoned me up last night asking me to meet him in the woods because he wanted to see my balls... Weirdo never showed up."

"How do pigs talk? Swine language"

"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."

"This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas? It's a cover version."

"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"