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Joke of the Day
"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."
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"I misused a comma in my last tweet and now I'm having problems with my colon. I know it has nothing to do with my period."
"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"
"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"
"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"
"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."
"It's like my dad always said, ""How did you get this number?!"""