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Joke of the Day

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk, ^^^nyuk"

"B*tch your so ugly that even the mirror showed a 404 error."

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"The Martian, 2015: Matt Damon tries to prove how Irish he is by growing potatoes on Mars then leaving because he's hungry."

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"A man once got his penis cut off he used to be a dick... now he is just nuts."

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Let me tell you about the raccoons that hangout in my garbage. They all have pistols and they would kill ur whole family for one Pringle"

"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."