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Joke of the Day
"My Girlfriend says I never listen to her Or something like that"
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"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"Me: I love you! Girlfriend: Is that you, or the vodka talking? Me: It's me...talking to the vodka."
"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""
"What would we get if we'd cross one nigger and octopus? I have no idea, but it picks cotton like crazy."
"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."
"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""
"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."
"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds."