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Joke of the Day
"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"
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"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""f*ck the neighbors""."
"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"
"Hobos are like cats, they'll let you pet them until you stop feeding them cat food."
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."
"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."
"A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you? The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'"