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Joke of the Day

"What's the differce between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!"

"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."

"I woke up to find.. the train I was on had turned into a Pencil. I didn't try to use the toilet though because your not meant to go whilst the train's stationary."

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"""What should we name this fruit?"" ""Passion!"" ""..."" ""..."" ""Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."""

"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"Two gay penises walk by a bar One says to the other ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""