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Joke of the Day

"Apple will start making Macs in America. In related news, Macs will now cost 3 billion dollars. #SOTU"

"Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait."

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."

"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"You shouldn't judge people. What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way."

"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"