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Joke of the Day

"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."

"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"

"The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings"

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."

"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."

"Somewhere between murder and suicide There's Merseyside"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Dallas? They woke him up."

"Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning? .....have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?"