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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Dallas? They woke him up."
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"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."
"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."
"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"
"Met a woman with 12 boobs last night... Sounds unbelievable dozen tit"
"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
"How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we just swap out your whole house"
"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."
"What do feminists do on Halloween? They go triggered treating"
"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."