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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"

"What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?"

"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""

"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."

"What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi."

"Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no"

"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."

"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."