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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
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"A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery."
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the stomach."
"[several months ago] BEYONCE: Kim Kardashian might be having a 3RD baby JAY-Z: How many we got BEYONCE: One JAY-Z: Not a problem"
"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"
"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"