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Joke of the Day
"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"
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"BREAKING: Clint Eastwood visits the Vatican to talk to the empty chair."
"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."
"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."
"A cop stops a drunk man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies. ""That is wrong English. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""
"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."
"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"
"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."