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Joke of the Day

"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."

"When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend who ditched me for his own imaginary friend."

"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"

"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"

"Do you know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!"

"Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart."

"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"

"What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with."