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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy say to the scared straight guys? ""You guys are fucking pussies!"""
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"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"
"Coworker: Do you have good taste in music? Me: I can only taste things I put in my mouth Both of us thinking: I work with an idiot"
"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."
"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"
"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."
"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."