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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school..."

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"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""
"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"
"Everybody's getting Oreos with their Christmas cards this year. Related: Don't eat cookies while you're licking envelopes."
"Why is Donald Trump always biting his fingers? Because they look just like Vienna sausages."
"Kind of a pick up line? I wrote you a song but it's only one verse... But it's only because you're my UNIVERSE ...lol..."
"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."
"DAD: Your mother and I love you very much, and I'm not sure how to tell you this, but... you're adopted. DOG: OMG THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"
"My optometrist likes to make eye puns they keep getting cornea and cornea"
"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."