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Joke of the Day

"Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor."

"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"

"What are some of the best comments on threads? [deleted]"

"What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade."

"What is the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke."

"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."

"Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare."

"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"

"Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set."

"Isn't it so awkward when you misplace a Rolex? It's like, do I want to tell people that there's a free Rolex on the loose? Relatable, right?"