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Joke of the Day
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
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"Hey chicks who wear a buttload of make-up. Don't borrow someone else's iPhone to make a call. You leave half of your face on the screen."
"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."
"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."
"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"
"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."