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Joke of the Day
"Im getting tired of your Barenaked Ladies marathon. It's been one week since you looked at me."
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"[taking my final breaths after a freak accident] Tell my family I totes love them *gasping for air* but like, roll your eyes real hard"
"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"
"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"
"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"
"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."
"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."
"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."
"Female Viagra. Niagara."
"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."