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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone."

"Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called ""Hoth""...? ...shouldn't it be ""Coldth""?"

"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."

"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"

"I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his ""neck"" ""BanaNA"" he moans"

"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"

"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"

"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."

"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"