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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't tell vegans to suck a dick. Semen is an animal product."
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"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."
"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"
"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."
"Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain."
"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"