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Joke of the Day
"My 6 year old son told me this, ""what did one ocean say to the other?"". Nothing, he just waved."
Next Joke
"Searched my teens room for drugs, was told ""you don't give me enough money for drugs."" I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance."
"The Hitman A hitman walks out of a bar, and into the elevator of a nearby apartment building. He takes it to the floor that his next ""victim"" lives on. He was hired to kill a Reddito"
"Him: ...and I asked you out because you're smart and pret-WHY ARE YOU POKING ME WITH A STICK? Me: To see if you're real or if I'm just high"
"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."
"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"
"The average fight between men lasts 3 minutes. The average fight between women lasts 17 years."
"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"