36810

Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past? Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P"

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"

"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."

"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."

"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"