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Joke of the Day

"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."

"I love to play with my balls. I've been trying to meet a woman with the same hobby."

"Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them."

"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."

"One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?"

"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."

"The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK."

"I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee."

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."

"With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility."