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Joke of the Day
"What's a Jawa's favorite salad dressing? ....TAHINI!!!"
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"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."
"A Muslim, A Christiana and a Jew walk into a bar, The Muslim blows up the place before anyone could say anything."
"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."
"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"
"I like to refer to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine as... ...""Keeping up with the Cardassians"" -&y"
"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"