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Joke of the Day

"Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones? Man: Yes, and how did you know my name was Phones?"

"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"

"R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time... They bleeped out every word he said!"

"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."

"How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday? By laying flowers on their grave."

"What do nuns do? Nunthing"

"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I can't goat my dick in your ass."

"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."