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Joke of the Day

"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"So, a seal walks into a club..."

"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."

"I could never date a homophobe... I just don't think he'd be into that."

"A Wookie, a Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett walk in to a bar. They sit down and Boba Fett turns to the trooper and says, ""I think that was the first time one of you guys actually hit something."""

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500"

"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"

"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A tyrano-snore-us rex."